Saturday, June 9, 2007

I Think Linda's Off Her Rocker

Psst! Psst! We have to do something quick. I think Linda's off her rocker!" whispered Uncle Warren - A True Patriot. "Why, she has to be. There's no other explanation for her being so far off the seasons. She's posting about NEW Santa's, Pilgrims, and even "Bunnies" which is the season that just ended. What's wrong with her?"

"I don't know," replied Anna. "Let's ask "James" maybe he'll know. We're both graduating but he's the valedictorian. He's the smartest one in the class. Surely he would know!"

"Yes, yes! Let's do that "Anna." Uncle Warren replied.

So off they went to find James. They were very concerned. Nothing could be wrong with Linda. She was their creator after all. What would they do if there were something wrong with her. Why - there just couldn't be. Surely she had a good explanation for promoting so far off-season. At least they hoped she did.

James was nowhere to be found. "He must be off working on his speech for the graduation" Anna said.

"Yes, yes! That must be it!" Uncle Warren replied. "What should we do now? Should we put our thinking caps on? Wait! Anna you've already got your thinking cap on - don't you?"

"Don't be silly, Uncle Warren. This is a graduation cap - not a thinking cap!" Anna replied.

"Well, you had to think to graduate - didn't you? So, therefore it's a "thinking cap" too - isn't it?" Uncle Warren asked.

"Yes, yes! Uncle Warren! Now you've got me saying that. I have to concede that your argument is logical. I did have to think to be able to graduate so I guess I'm wearing a "thinking cap. Now, what were we talking about?" Anna answered.

"Why, Anna - I'm not sure I remember. I think it was something about Linda." Uncle Warren replied.

"That's right Uncle Warren. It was about Linda. We were thinking she was off her rocker. She's promoting NEW dolls off season," replied Anna. "And we were looking for James."

"Let's check over in the "dollie library." That's a room just off "The Dollie Storage Room." Maybe he's in there."

"Yes, yes, let's! We must make sure there's nothing wrong with Linda. She can't be off her rocker! Or can she?"

Stay tuned......

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